if you call something a country's version of 9/11 that basically means the government of that place should be shut down and it should be internationally prohibited from engaging in any foreign policy until it returns to its senses

The Centaur Playing With Her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau (German artist, lived 1885-1915).

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Reblog and put in the tags the longest and shortest your hair has ever been.

i think ubisoft devs should not only post their work from canned projects i think they should legally be allowed to come together and eat the entire guillemot family <3

Pon el audio parar aumentar la epicidad

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

oh fuck yeah this is the coolest

Do you love Halloween fantasy? Learning about human culture? Exploring Death? What about kids movies that are intensely messed up but don't treat their intended audience as unintelligent?

The Halloween Tree (1993) by Hanna-Barbera. With 90's cheesiness, the masterful turn of phrase in narration, and an amazing score, this film introduces all-age audiences to the idea that mortality isn't something to be afraid of.

I really can't understate what a hidden gem this film is. I do reccommend reading the wiki plot for it before watching! It's a wild ride and watching it play out is gripping. It was one of the films that inspired me to go on and work with the dead.

Watch this film on archive.org here

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

Too many people in the reblogs saying this has to be fake. I need you to know this is absolutely 100% real and in the game and it’s not even the craziest thing in Metal Gear Solid 2

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

This was the third episode and I was so hooked.